AISubs v3.7
Taikai!
Tokaiwaya...
I'm not used to this.
I'm Toshimitsu of Tokaiwaya, and...
I'm Shiba Inu, and I'm Ryo.
Today, we have a special guest.
Let's call him in.
Please come in!
(Applause)
Wow!
Is this for real?
That's right.
Today's guest is Mr. Okazayamo!
Is this for real?
Let's get started.
Today's guest is Taikai!
Okazayamo VS Tokaiwaya!
Okazaki!
(Applause)
Okazayamo VS Tokaiwaya!
Okazaki VS Tokaiwaya!
The rules are simple.
There are three questions.
If you get two questions right first, you win.
If you lose, there is a penalty game.
Let's start with Tokaiwaya.
Rock, paper, scissors!
It's simple.
Let's get started!
Is there only one question?
Which one are the correct answers?
Draw it.
What does it mean?
(Drawing)
Draw it.
It's written on his chest!
Ok, here's your answer!
DAZAN!
Uchida Yasuhiro-san!
Wow, even his nickname!
He even wrote kanji for you!
Ok, Ryo-kun's answer!
DAZAN!
Uchida Masakazu!
DAZAN! Uchida Sugio-san!
Thank you!
It's Daimon-san's answer!
You can't make a mistake!
Yeah, I'll forgive you.
Okazaki's power...
Okazaki wins this match!
Yes!
The second match is between me and Okazaki's funny mascot!
Okazaki Oogiri!
Oh, it's Oogiri!
I've prepared Oogiri's song for you, too.
For me, too?
Yes!
The decision is...
Well...
Let's go with the atmosphere.
Yes.
The first topic is...
I don't like this kind of low-priced line.
Here we go!
Please read it!
Some writers don't know about the low-priced line.
Oh, I didn't think about it.
You're lying!
The low-priced line doesn't exist.
Put it here.
It's like a TV show.
It's written in white.
How about you, Daimon-san?
Was it difficult for you?
I don't think you usually do Oogiri.
No, I don't.
You don't usually do Oogiri.
I don't think you usually do Oogiri.
I think you're used to it.
You're being selfish.
Why?
It's like "I made it, Daimon-san."
Let's go with the topic.
I don't like this kind of low-priced line.
Here we go!
Everyone is waiting in line looking at me.
I don't like it.
Because you're all white.
Please read it, Shibayu.
I don't like this kind of low-priced line.
You're lying!
Secondly, Okazaymon.
What?
What does it mean?
Let's read the second one.
At the Okazaki Fireworks Festival, the mayor had a terrible accident.
What happened?
Please read it!
The mayor doesn't usually get angry, does he?
I don't think he usually gets angry.
I don't know much about it, but I think I know what it is.
Did you come up with an example of an answer?
For example?
The fireworks festival is going to be held, right?
If a firework doesn't go off in one shot, it's going to be really angry, right?
Fireworks...
Oh, he did it!
He did it!
Really?
Please read the answer, Okazaymon.
At the Okazaki Fireworks Festival, the mayor had a terrible accident.
What happened?
The fireworks went off first and the light came later.
Wait a minute!
It's difficult!
Fireworks...
It's difficult!
Oh!
It's like this, right?
I don't know!
It's going to be angry!
Did you come up with an example of an answer?
At the Okazaki Fireworks Festival, the mayor had a terrible accident.
What happened?
The fireworks went off first and the light came later.
Please read the answer, Okazaymon.
It's going to be angry, but...
The fireworks went off first and the light came later.
Fireworks...
If it goes off first and the light comes later, it's going to be angry.
You're doing a terrible thing.
It's going to be angry.
It's not a firework!
At the Okazaki Fireworks Festival, the mayor had a terrible accident.
What happened?
Okazaymon!
I knew it!
I'm sorry!
The fireworks went off first and the light came later.
What happened?
It's over, right?
I lost.
I think so.
You just thought about it, didn't you?
You thought you lost, didn't you?
What happened?
If you win...
800 million points.
Thank you very much!
The third match is...
Tokyo Ghost!
Since we can't do Tokyo Ghost in Tetsuya's room,
let's move places.
Ready, set...
When I say "start", there will be a question.
You have to solve the question first and then run.
Here we go!
Here is the final question.
How many anniversaries will Okazaki celebrate next year?
Here we go!
The last one is coming!
The last one is fast!
100th anniversary!
That's right, 100th anniversary!
Did you lose?
No, I didn't.
If you don't say anything, we won't let you pass.
So, this time...
We lost by 800 million to 0.
But we won't stop here.
Next time...
At Lotion's Hall...
At 100 million points...
We will...